I have to question how someone can call themselves "Stockholm Pride" when they obviously have no pride in their work!!!

Yesterday I ran my twitter account through the Stockholm Pride's "Heterosexualty Measurement Utility" or whatever it's called, curious to see how it would handle a man with the testosterone level of one million rampaging bulls.

It disappoints me to say that this utility horribly cracked under the strain of my savage machismo.  How else to explain the following image?  

And a rainbow??  Now *really*

It's obvious to me what happens here is that in the case of values dramatically *over* 100%, the simulator simply rolls over to nearly 0%.  Sloppy work, Stockholm Pride.   I expected better!!  For a small fee of around $500/h I will fix your simulator so that it not only displays my proper hetero percentage (that being somewhere around 10,000) but also shows the badge covered in blood and beer!