And that message is that you are a decrepit piece of street trash.  That is, if you are not already subscribed or reading their "14 days of JQuery", which started today.  Not since I spent two arduous weeks teaching D'Arcy Lussier how to read has there been such an opportunity for total life transformation in only half a month!  The JQuery team is too humble to tell you that pursuing *any* other technology direction in software development is the biggest waste of time since the invention of VB.NET but thankfully, you have someone who has no shred of humility whatsoever to tell you how things really are.   Dave "Encosia" Ward knows that HTML and Javascript are the future.  Sara "Girl Developer" Chipps knows that HTML and Javascript are the future.  And finally, Justice "the man whose words you hang on, read to yourself on a voice recorder and play back softly while you're in the bathtub" Gray knows that HTML and Javascript are the past, present, and future of software development as you know it.  Most of you were planning to spend the next 14 days as you usually do: on the couch playing World of Warcraft with your only companions being a tub of ice cream and your tears.  Let's be real here, iif you don't like JQuery, this is the only life you deserve.  So for today's inspirational missive I am speaking on behalf of every incredibly attractive JQuery fan out there and telling you to stop being such a loser and start paying attention to what the JQuery team has to say!    Take it from the Alpha, Omega, and Gamma Delta of software development!