Gray's Matter
Justice Gray - North America's Favorite Metrosexual Urban Legend
   by Justice~! WinnersAtLife  

 



His blog says "software developer".  His crazed eyes and goatee say "deranged felon".  His devil-may-care grin and tousled hair say "1970s porn star"!  Peter Ritchie, my friends, is all this and more - and today he is also the 3rd of Justice Gray's "Winners At Life".  There are four major reasons why Peter Ritchie is featured today:

1) He publicly agreed with something that I said.   Did he agree because he came to the same conclusion independently?   Did he (far more likely) agree simply because he's a massive Justice Gray fan and would agree with anything I said on principle alone?  Does it matter?    The point is that:

a) Peter Ritchie cares about the software development industry
b) more importantly, Peter Ritchie cares about what Justice Gray thinks of him

That is a pretty good set of priorities right there!  Anyone can emulate that almost immediately and become a far better person for it.

2) He influenced the direction of Gray's Matter.  Over a year ago, Peter Ritchie complained on Twitter that "Wow, I left a comment on Justice Gray's blog and now I am getting E-mails asking about my genitalia" (E-mails not sent by me, I can assure you!), which forced me to re-evaluate whether the comments this blog had been receiving from a "Mr. Stiff" were *really* from a kind but unfortunately named man who just happened to mistype his family-friendly URL for a more questionable site.  I mulled this over for an entire *year* before switching to the spam-free engine you see today!  All for Peter Ritchie!

3) Just look at the guy.  

However, all three of these reasons pale in comparison to the *main* reason Peter Ritchie is the 4th entry in the "Winners At Life" series...

4)  I can't tell you why.

No, I can't tell you why.  Not yet.  As much as I want to let you know why Peter Ritchie deserves your adulation *almost* as much as yours truly, I am not at liberty to say.  But coincidentally,


Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion to both *this* Winners At Life entry, and the proclamation that some of you never thought you would hear! 

And no, it is not that I am eloping with Peter Ritchie*!! 


* We are merely blood brothers FOR LIFE

 

Previous entries in the Winners At Life series:
#01: 5x1llz
#02: Nate Kohari

Comments

Adam D.

Peter should get rid of the beard but keep the mustache.

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Justice~!

And grow his sideburns into mutton chops!!!  Totally agree.

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Peter Ritchie

Geez, I got rid of my mutton chops!  I just can't please everyone.

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Kidd 5x1llz

*googles mutton chops*

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long range baby monitor

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