Gray's Matter
Justice Gray - North America's Favorite Metrosexual Software Consultant
   by Justice~! Personal  
Yes, the men at EDMUG are versatile.  Inspired by Donald's Belcham's lavish dinner recipes, I too am sharing my own culinary efforts - only these recipes are dedicated to turning you into 300 pounds of ripped muscle~!

So, with that in mind, I should warn you that consuming this concoction may result in passers-by attempting to rip your clothes off in a state of frenzied lust.  I've gotten used to it myself, but you might find that it sometimes makes crossing the street quite awkward.

Without further adieu:

"The Love Machine"
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1 cup squeezed orange juice (I use Tropicana, but you can also use a juicer)
1/2 banana
1 scoop of vanilla whey protein (I use Power Whey Isolate)
1/2 cup of mixed frozen berries
Optional: 1 tablespoon of Udo's Oil (or comparative Omega-3 blend)

The instructions (be warned, this is pretty complicated.  Don't be scared to ask for help!)

1.  Starting with the orange juice, throw all of the ingredients into a blender.
2.  Blend for 45 seconds or until a sufficient level of creaminess.

This makes you a thick shake (seriously, most times I have to spoon the remainder out). It tastes awesome, is quite healthy, and most importantly it will give you massive pipes*.  Note that because of the protein/carb balance, this is intended as a post-workout shake, although depending on your activity and needs, you could have it at pretty much any time.

Nutritional total of this shake according to fitday.com:

With the Udo's oil:  438 calories (34 g protein, 47 g carbs, 15 g fat) - Note: without overwhelming you with the technical details, Udo's/flaxseed is *awesome* for weight loss/getting in shape and is all "good" fat, so don't let it worry you.

Without the Udo's: 318 calories (34 g protein, 47 g carbs, 1 g fat) - still awesome and half of the calories of that ridiculous Arby's sandwich

Either way you drink it, you're well on your way to looking like this dude below!!

Ronnie Coleman - the multi-time winner of Mr. Olympia
You can bet Ronnie Coleman drinks a lot of Love Machines

* with a proper training and eating regimen, of course

Comments

[Hans and Frans Accent]
Oh you girly men needing your fruity beverages to get your protein from. Ha ha ha...I laugh at your wussiness and femininity. Us real men don't need girly fruity drinks. We just go outside and find a cow and start ripping flesh from its side to get our protein. Sometimes I will even trick a squirrel to come over to me and then i will rip its head off and eat it.

"Oh, come here little girly squirrel...I have some seeds for you...good squirrel...BITE" And then squirrel dead and I eat its meat for protein...no berries or powder protein, yah.

So you girly men keep drinking your Fornication Contraption drinks or whatever you call zem and I'll stick to real manly protein. And if you do too, then maybe Hanz and Franz can pump [clap] you up!

[and pose...]

[/Hanz and Franz Accent]

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Buddy, I can't help it that you live in an area where people are forced to forage for meat in the wild.  Here in Edmonton we have this concept of a "grocery store" where we can actually *buy* our food, rather than scavenge from tiny forest animals!  Let me know when that concept hits the 'Peg!

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Smoothie Guy

Nice recipe and great commentary. I'd like to post on my site http://www.smoothieweb.com if you give permission.

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#4 yalish hashmi India on 7/20/2009 12:32:46 AM

yalish hashmi

your body is like steel

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Jimmy Bryant

You make everybody else look like skinny punks, man you is BAD!!!!

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#7 justin monster bodybuilder Malta on 8/18/2009 6:03:26 AM

justin monster bodybuilder

you are not big as me

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What's the taste of this love machine? From the picture alone I can say it's yummy! But like the other photo on your post, is that the result of drinking that love machine? Well, it's good if your a man but a women with that body,gosh! It's terrible...

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Bstrong

I have had this smoothie before and it does taste really good. However, I try to stay away from having too much sugar (fructose) so I will usually substitute orange flavored protein powder in place of the orange juice, using a cup of water as the liquid. This ups the protein considerably.

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#10 Colin United States on 9/24/2009 3:49:57 PM

Colin

So you forgot to mention one crucial thing to having a body like Ronny Coleman - Steroid and/or HGH use Tong.

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I'm not so sure i want to look like that.........he's a little too buffed up and i don't think this has anything to do with it!!

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