Congratulations to the millions of you who simply reload this blog's home page over and over in your browsers for upwards of 8 hours a day, hoping to find some brief nugget of wisdom that will help you become as amazing as yours truly!   Here's your tip of the day:

If you are:

• 30 years of age or over
• using the term "EPIC FAIL", in any varying form of capitalization

you are embarrassing yourself.  Please, please, *please* stop.

Thank you,

-Justice