Seriously guys, I'm going to run out of images if this keeps up
Apparently there are some WebForms lovers in the ASP.NET community who
love the technology soooooo much that they were "not without a tinge of
anger" when discussing the situation
at PDC with Phil Haack
program manager for the Microsoft MVC. Can an online petition a la the
oh-so-successful "Keep VB6 around because I'm tired of learning new
" be far behind?
I had to laugh when reading the post, and not because of the image of a
legion of "professional software developers" standing in front of Phil,
looking down at their feet, hands in their pockets muttering,
"If you don't stop progressing the industry, I'm going to burn my
pocket protector". No, I laughed because I know how Phil Haack
*really* feels about WebForms development despite his public stance.
Let me share with you a heretofore-*confidential* exchange between
myself and Phil:
From: Phil Haack (haack420_ForLife@Microsoft.com)
To: Justice Gray [E-mail censored because I get enough unsolicited offers for sexual favors]
Subject: I need your advice
So there was a homeless guy wandering outside the 7-11 tonight and what
a sob story this guy had. "Excuse me, sir...but I used to have a job
doing ASP.NET WebForms development..." I didn't even hear the rest of
his sentence but when I heard the word "WebForms" I just snapped. Kicked that dude in the nuts *17 times*, poured a can of gasoline on him and then SET HIM ON FIRE, yelling,
"Burn!!!! Burn like the careers of everyone who still does WebForms development!!!"
So do you think I went too far?*
I had originally sent this E-mail to the local authorities but the
Seattle police simply told me that they don't have the manpower to
handle the sheer outbreak of people crying their eyes out on the
a) how they do WebForms development
b) they feel "betrayed" by the very *existence* of the Microsoft MVC
c) they fear change.
I don't mean the change people throw at them while yelling "Get a *REAL*
There's not really much I can say to this reaction. We talked about it
briefly a couple of months back
when "Mr. Drag and Drop" GridViewGuy
dropped by Rob Conery's
to say, "BOOOOO HOOOOO TESTING IS HARD STUFF, hold my hand so I can start doing competent work". There's
pretty much no way I can possibly relate. What I can tell you however,
is that if you like sleeping on a bed of money, you should learn the MVC.
only you knew how much people like me make cleaning up WebForms
projects gone wrong!!! With every half-assed DotNetNuke
I save somebody from, it's another *10 billion dollars*
in my pocket.
Hey, to all of you people soiling yourselves because WebForms is dying
maybe some of you suckers should spend less time doing this:
and more time doing this:
I take donations for SAVING YOUR CAREER. Contact me if you need to send me money!
* Sincerely, the homeless are people too and deserve to be treated with respect. Not WebForms developers though.