That "Ten Commandments as Teen Movie" thing is no longer the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our time.  Instead, I point to the Youtube video below (warning, you probably have to have as unhealthy a fascination with Transformers as I do):



In other news about things that will change your life, Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime in the original cartoon, will be reprising his role for the live-action movie next year~!