Although my sleuthing skills are truly legendary, I can't take credit for this disturbing discovery.  No, it was head detective Shane Soldice (and his assistant Kelly Cassidy) that originally pointed out the strange nature of the relationship between Scott Guthrie (grand poobah of Microsoft's developers) and D'Arcy Lussier (grand poobah of the All-You-Can-Eat-Chicken-Wing-Night at the local Winnipeg pub):


I can't help but think that this puzzle would have been better left unsolved*.

* At least Scott looks happy, I guess