Holy cow. It seems like
Randy “Macho Man”
Savage isn’t the only guy who can’t age gracefully. I’m not normally
one for celebrity gossip, but man, Kenny Rogers was an
icon when I was growing up!! Seriously, speaking as a
firmly heterosexual man, why did Kenny destroy the sexy, almost
sassy look he had here...
…for
*this*?
Man,
when I grow older, I hope I don’t end up being so vain or insecure as
to feel I need plastic surgery*. Kenny looked awesome! Why did he
feel the need to do this?
*Now, on the other hand, if I start losing my hair someday I can tell you that I will transplant hair from anywhere or anything (or anything from anywhere). That’s not vanity, that’s simply the service I owe society to maintain my incredible good looks. ;))