You wet yourself listening to Jean-Paul Boodhoo in April.
Your pelvis was blown off by Rod Paddock in May.
And now in June…heck, I don't even know WHAT to say! What is the next level beyond total genital obliteration? Seriously, I have no idea whatsoever but that nebulous near-nirvana is
coming to the Edmonton .NET User Group this June.
James Kovacs and Jean-Luc David in happier times*.Jean-Luc David *and*
James Kovacs are both coming down to Edmonton the last week of June, at
which point my world and yours will explode in a near-orgasmic
kaleidoscope of…well, something but it will be explosive. *Trust me*. You thought the riots for the Oilers were something? The bedlam caused by these two being in Edmonton during the
SAME WEEK are going to make the riots look like a party at the Igloo Coder's house**.
Jean-Luc David will be at EDMUG on Tuesday, June 27th, attempting to give the greatest presentation on ATLAS/AJAX
of all time with his 300 level talk. For those who don't know what a
"300 level" means, it stands for the number of times you are going to
squeal out loud in glee during this presentation***!!! The Igloo Coder himself says, "Having seen Jean-Luc's voracious
appetite for Montreal Smoked Meat Sandwiches, I can only imagine his
passion for this topic." Sure, that sentence makes aboslutely no sense to anyone who speaks functional English, but I think the point is that Jean-Luc will rock you down to your very core****!
But the girlish giggling does not stop there, oh no! Normally we at EDMUG give you a full month to recover from the previous month's carnage, but NOT THIS TIME CHARLIE
!! I hope you have enough stamina left over for Thursday, June 29th, when James Kovacs and his well ironed shirt come down to Edmonton. Will he
bite the head off a live chicken like he did at
Calgary Code Camp*****, or will he talk about Enterprise Architecture, or
will he do BOTH~?
I have witnessed James in action and need to warn you that missing him speak
is akin to missing your dental appointment ten years in a row – all you
have left after missing it is tremendous pain, tooth decay, and
memories of what could have been.
Seriously, this used to be a Hall and Oates album cover
Like the rock
meeting the hard place, who will survive the most cataclysmic
conflagration of modern times? Who will have the most dapper-looking
style of dress? Who has the bigger triceps muscles? Will you ever find your one true love? What sort of
facial exfoliator is the best value for your money?! The only way
you'll be able to find out the answers to these questions is to come to
both presentations the last week of June!!
Jean-Luc David!
James Kovacs!!
TOTAL ANARCHY!!!
JUNE!!!
ARRRR!!
* I'm a little bit disturbed by James Kovacs resemblance to Randy "Macho Man" Savage - even after the edits it doesn't look all that different.
** Hint: not riotous in the slighest
*** It might mean something else, but I know you only care about the squealing, you dirty pervert!
**** Um, like a Montreal Smoked Meat Sandwich? Seriously, I don't know what the heck he was trying to say!!!
***** Unfounded rumor.
****** Heck, I'm even setting records for number of annotations in this post!! You know it's going to be the greatest month ever!