Gray's Matter - If we could be serious for a second (Justice Gray's blog)

"Bloody-Disgusting learned this weekend that Universal Pictures has officially begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which will film in Kauai, Hawaii later this year! Laura Dern confirmed her return to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler as Sam Neill will NOT return. We're told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes."

Repeat:
"We're told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes."

Is it too soon to camp out?

This is a sobering piece of news. Once Jurassic Park IV is released, we will have all witnessed the greatest movie we will ever see in our lifetimes. Think about that for a second. After you see Jurassic Park IV, no other movie will taste as sweet for the rest of your days. This saddens me. I'm only 30 years old - I've got at least 120 more years to go!! Unfortunately, it looks like at least 115 of them will be spent joylessly thinking about how I will never see another film as wonderful as Jurassic Park IV. I'm just surprised this didn't occur to someone earlier; after all, the only thing more awesome than this:

Special effects from Jurassic Park III

is this:

Special effects from Jurassic Park IV

Join me in mourning the inevitable death of North American cinema once this movie is released and moviegoers across the world say, "I never need to see another movie ever again, unless they come out with a Justice Gray biopic".

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

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Justice Gray: a seething cauldron of rampaging masculinity. A fighter! A brother! Your secret lover! He's also a software development consultant and the Vice President of the Edmonton .NET user group. He also greatly enjoys speaking about himself in the 3rd person.

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