Write your own Facebook RSS Feeds in C#?  How to write the hottest meeting request ever?  Solving the mysteries of globalization and DateTime.Parse?  Discrimination against sexy developers?  The beginnings of HOT DEVELOPER CORNER??  We are obviously in the middle of *interesting-mania* here at Gray's Matter!!  I'm sure you are all agreeing and wondering, "Who *doesn't* get interested, or dare I say sexually *AROUSED* when reading some of these posts?"

Well, there is one man. 

One man who sits in stubborn ignorance of everything that I write.  

One man from whom I held out the faintest hope...the faintest hope that *one day* I could rest easily knowing that he had seen a post of mine...and approved.

One man who is obviously *in serious man-love* with Donald Belcham, the Igloo Coder.  

It started innocently enough - Donald wrote a fantastic series on starting a user group, and then another on naming conventions.  He got linked by this man, and deservedly so.  Then the links kept coming with pretty much every post Donald made.  Eyebrows were raised, but even then it wasn't all *that* bizarre.  After all, Donald wasn't made a Microsoft MVP for nothing!!  He's had some good stuff.  

But imagine my shock and surprise one day when I read Interesting Finds:

"Food stuff
Igloo Coder - Homemade Salsa"

All this time - posts about the team-up of Jesus, Denzel, and Spider-man on AJAX autosaves, debates on Communism and Code Comments, advice on improving technical skills, and even recipes of my own; they were all ignored in favor of a *salsa recipe*.  An excellent and mouth-watering salsa recipe, sure.  Best salsa you'll ever have in your life?  Agreed!  But still - a SALSA RECIPE.

So, to that man, I say enough.  That's it.  This is the final...this is the very very last straw!!  Today is a new era for Gray's Matter, Jason Haley, as I am done catering to your sadistic and perverse whims in an attempt to get a link.  That's fine - carry on your love-fest with Donald!  Link to everything he says!  No more will I play your demented parlor games, Jason - struggling for recognition while you decide that Donald's post about "Milk on Cereal == GOOD STUFF"* qualifies as one of your Interesting Finds!!   This ends now - I am taking my life back!

Your volcanic heart full of hatred is a barricade, Jason Haley; it's a barricade to truly knowing happiness.