Gray's Matter - Kenny, no! (Justice Gray's blog)

Holy cow. It seems like Randy “Macho Man” Savage isn’t the only guy who can’t age gracefully. I’m not normally one for celebrity gossip, but man, Kenny Rogers was an icon when I was growing up!! Seriously, speaking as a firmly heterosexual man, why did Kenny destroy the sexy, almost sassy look he had here...

…for *this*?

Man, when I grow older, I hope I don’t end up being so vain or insecure as to feel I need plastic surgery*. Kenny looked awesome! Why did he feel the need to do this?

*Now, on the other hand, if I start losing my hair someday I can tell you that I will transplant hair from anywhere or anything (or anything from anywhere). That’s not vanity, that’s simply the service I owe society to maintain my incredible good looks. ;))

Friday, April 28, 2006

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4/28/2006 5:21:37 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)

I think it is the chicken that did him in.

I don't think that you can sell chicken and still look like picture number one. Imagine kernal sanders doing picture number one!! Yikes.

"I sez, I sez thez ain't nothin fina den kinny rogz chickin'.....yeeeeee hawwwww"

Anand

4/28/2006 5:25:04 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)

I think his tan is blinding me

Ridley

4/28/2006 6:54:41 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)

This is about as close as the kernal comes

http://www.stripes.com/photoday/080603.jpg

Anand

4/29/2006 2:49:54 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)

Their resemblance is frightening, Anand!! Yike!

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