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Justice Gray - North America's favorite metrosexual software consultant

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Yes, the men at EDMUG are versatile.  Inspired by Donald's Belcham's lavish dinner recipes, I too am sharing my own culinary efforts - only these recipes are dedicated to turning you into 300 pounds of ripped muscle~!

So, with that in mind, I should warn you that consuming this concoction may result in passers-by attempting to rip your clothes off in a state of frenzied lust.  I've gotten used to it myself, but you might find that it sometimes makes crossing the street quite awkward.

Without further adieu:

"The Love Machine"
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1 cup squeezed orange juice (I use Tropicana, but you can also use a juicer)
1/2 banana
1 scoop of vanilla whey protein (I use Power Whey Isolate)
1/2 cup of mixed frozen berries
Optional: 1 tablespoon of Udo's Oil (or comparative Omega-3 blend)

The instructions (be warned, this is pretty complicated.  Don't be scared to ask for help!)

1.  Starting with the orange juice, throw all of the ingredients into a blender.
2.  Blend for 45 seconds or until a sufficient level of creaminess.

This makes you a thick shake (seriously, most times I have to spoon the remainder out). It tastes awesome, is quite healthy, and most importantly it will give you massive pipes*.  Note that because of the protein/carb balance, this is intended as a post-workout shake, although depending on your activity and needs, you could have it at pretty much any time.

Nutritional total of this shake according to fitday.com:

With the Udo's oil:  438 calories (34 g protein, 47 g carbs, 15 g fat) - Note: without overwhelming you with the technical details, Udo's/flaxseed is *awesome* for weight loss/getting in shape and is all "good" fat, so don't let it worry you.

Without the Udo's: 318 calories (34 g protein, 47 g carbs, 1 g fat) - still awesome and half of the calories of that ridiculous Arby's sandwich

Either way you drink it, you're well on your way to looking like this dude below!!

Ronnie Coleman - the multi-time winner of Mr. Olympia
You can bet Ronnie Coleman drinks a lot of Love Machines

* with a proper training and eating regimen, of course

Monday, August 14, 2006 #

8/15/2006 7:08:20 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
[Hans and Frans Accent]
Oh you girly men needing your fruity beverages to get your protein from. Ha ha ha...I laugh at your wussiness and femininity. Us real men don't need girly fruity drinks. We just go outside and find a cow and start ripping flesh from its side to get our protein. Sometimes I will even trick a squirrel to come over to me and then i will rip its head off and eat it.

"Oh, come here little girly squirrel...I have some seeds for you...good squirrel...BITE" And then squirrel dead and I eat its meat for protein...no berries or powder protein, yah.

So you girly men keep drinking your Fornication Contraption drinks or whatever you call zem and I'll stick to real manly protein. And if you do too, then maybe Hanz and Franz can pump [clap] you up!

[and pose...]

[/Hanz and Franz Accent]
8/15/2006 7:15:32 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Buddy, I can't help it that you live in an area where people are forced to forage for meat in the wild. Here in Edmonton we have this concept of a "grocery store" where we can actually *buy* our food, rather than scavenge from tiny forest animals! Let me know when that concept hits the 'Peg!
8/23/2006 8:19:19 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Nice recipe and great commentary. I'd like to post on my site http://www.smoothieweb.com if you give permission.
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3/13/2007 8:00:15 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Have a great day!
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