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The forgotten thank you
I
gave a lot of thanks for Edmonton Code Camp
, but there was one debt of gratitude I owe that I did not include in my original post, which I am now rectifying. In fact, I could go so far as to say my part of
the presentation at Code Camp
would have been a spectacular, unmitigated *failure* if not for...
My custom alpine green
Macbook Pro
computer~!
Yes, at last I am comfortable announcing to the world that I, too, have been converted to the side of the Mac. I will admit I am hard pressed to determine which of my two children is more attractive; my Worldvision sponsor son
Jaturapat
or this Macbook Pro. I think that the Macbook Pro may have a slight advantage against Jaturapat since Jaturapat, last I checked, does not have a British racing green car paint finish on him. In fact, due to my own lack of green finish, the Macbook Pro *MIGHT* even be sexier than mysel...no, forget that, it's crazy talk.
CRAZY TALK
.
I had been torn about getting a Macbook for some time. Two things caused me to stop wandering in the darkness and make the switch over to God's notebook:
The Macbooks have recently switched over to an Intel processor chipset. This allows for the existence of Windows XP SP2 on the Macbook without use of a virtual machine. (Of course, ironically I haven't touched
Boot Camp
at all but spend the majority of my Windows time in
Parallels
). Now I have the best of both worlds and can still do .NET development on the machine!
Ruby. I originally thought that Ruby was only appreciated by drug-addled elitist hippies. However, after exploring it without the use of hallucinogens I went from thinking Ruby was just some weird cult thing to being an enthusiastic booster of the language myself. Of course, this led me to think of the *other* weird cult I had known: that of the Mac. Seriously, I could *not* understand why some of my friends were so fascinated by these machines to the point of almost threatening me with violence if I did not come over to see their latest install of Mac OS. But I decided that if the Ruby cultists were right after all, there was a distinct possibility that the
legions of Mac-loving psychopaths were right as well
.
I can tell you that they were. This machine is
*ridiculous*
. I love it *almost* as much as I love myself. Some of the other things I've noticed about this exquisite piece of machinery:
people can't stop putting their hands on it
people often ask where *they* could get a machine like this to have all to themselves
I, myself, can't stop looking at it
I have seen women fight over the chance to use it
some of the reactions when I take it outside:
heads turn
winking
whistling
licking of lips in seductive fashion (flattering most times, but awkward when it's the
Igloo Coder
)
Is it any wonder I love the Macbook Pro so much?
We have been through the same things in life.
If you are a regular reader of
D'Arcy's blog
, you'll no doubt be wondering if I had the same trials and tribulations as he did when getting his Mac. I am happy to say I had no problems at all and that I actually received my Mac *sooner* than I expected. D'Arcy will tell you this is because I ordered my Mac custom, but I can reveal to you the *real* reason why D'Arcy's Mac was so delayed: because Apple, being a stylish manufacturer,
doesn't like to ship its Macs to the "dead zones" of fashion
. I've attached a map of Canada to explain:
Friday, October 06, 2006
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10/6/2006 9:19:29 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
That's a beau-ti-ful Mac there Justice, it would cause my head to turn too. :)
Thanks for the tip, I think I need to find an Amer. company to buy Parallels from? do you know?...
Vien
10/6/2006 9:45:32 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Wait. Saskatchewan has style? Well, I guess it was responsible for both Joel and I, so I'll go along with that.
Also, Manitoba doesn't but a huge-ass lake in Manitoba does?
Jago
10/6/2006 10:15:31 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Jago: you and Joel are actually the *reason* Saskatchewan got colored with style.
And yes, the coloring of the lake in Manitoba was intentional. =)
Justice
10/6/2006 10:16:43 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Hey Vien - I think the easiest way to buy Parallels is to download the trial file and then pay for the registration code by credit card. That's what I'm doing (my trial of Parallels runs out tomorrow).
Justice
4/16/2007 9:33:15 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
I was searching on Google for Macbook Pro's, and I stumbled upon your beautiful MBP. I was wondering if you purchased it custom painted or if you did it yourself.
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4/16/2007 6:46:43 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
AceJay, I am nowhere *near* talented enough to paint that sucker myself! I used Colorware (www.colorwarepc.com) and bought the laptop from them. They can do all sorts of custom colors. I *love* the work they did on it.
Thanks for commenting!
Justice
6/2/2007 5:15:03 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
That's pretty slick. Is that Sage or Alpine? Or perhaps a hybrid? British racing green is a must!
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10/17/2007 6:53:48 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
How long have you had the MacBook Pro now and how has the paint job been holding up? (I'm especially interested in knowing if there is any wear in the palm rest areas)
iMav
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10/23/2007 9:10:48 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
That's a nice pimped out MacBook Pro that you have there. If I ever have a MacBook, I would do the same thing except I'd have my own design rather than having a single color. I'm an artist myself and I love personalizing my properties when I have the ability.
Honestly, I already have a notebook (HP Pavilion tx100), but I seem to find myself desiring the MacBooks. I don't know why, but I think it's the design. I have keen eyes when it comes to aesthetic design with simplicity, and ease of functionality that displays style and recognizability. I think the MacBook has the appeal.
Ramon
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10/25/2007 5:09:52 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
hi, i love your alpine green case do you know a place i can get one for my macbook? Preferably it would help if it were a uk seller.
Jordan
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4/16/2008 6:16:16 AM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
It's a great thing that you had the courage to do this. Congratulation!
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6/13/2008 6:58:27 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
umm...did you get that from colorwarepc.com if so wut color did you choose please reply to my email adress~~~~
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6/13/2008 7:00:28 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
umm...did you get that from colorwarepc.com if so wut color did you choose please reply to my email adress~~~~
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