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Justice Gray - North America's favorite metrosexual software consultant

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July 25, 2007 is just the beginning

Last week, I posted my six month goal to read one development book a week for the next 27 weeks.  At the tail end of that post, I promised:

"If you think this is all crazy and aggressive, I've got news for you; I'm just getting started.  Wait until you see the goal I am posting *next week*.  Trust me - you've been warned."  


I was in excellent shape when I was 25.

I haven't been in shape for about 4 years now.  That was a long time ago. I can tell you that when I look in the mirror it feels like it was forever ago.  I'm not ridiculously overweight or anything, but I am out of shape. 

I'm tired of being out of shape. 

However, the one thing I am tired of more than *being* out of shape is *telling* people that I'm out of shape, and telling people that I used to be in shape.

I got into great shape at 25 because I trained regularly and ate healthy.  However, I also:
  • I set a goal with a firm deadline (June 22, 2002)
  • I told absolutely everyone I knew about this goal
I have been going in circles with my training for a long time now.  It's hardly any surprise, when my training regimen over the last 4 years has consisted of:

  • working out hard for a week or two
  • taking a week off and having 2 Medium Pizza Hut pizzas, a box of chicken wings, a KFC Big Crunch sandwich, a Tim Horton's breakfast sandwich, and a 2L Skor ice cream (this is all in a Sunday, BTW - my wife has anecdotal evidence)
  • repeat

But that ends today. 

No, I will not be achieving this by
a) going on the 'roids like Bristowe and Belcham
b) binging and purging
c) getting calf and abdominal implants

I will be achieving this through 2 things:
a) diligent regular exercise
and more importantly,
b) eating healthy on a consistent basis.  Yes, this means I have to ditch eating entire cartons of ice cream at a time, but I'll live.

So I am telling everyone who is reading that on July 25, 2007, I am going to be in the best shape of my life (between 9% and 13% body fat).



With a role model like Optimus Prime, how can I go wrong?
With a role model like this, who wouldn't succeed?


This post isn't without some degree of risk.  But nothing great in life comes without great risk.  I didn't post this because I thought, "Wouldn't it be great to write a post that totally destroys my credibility and becomes a public embarassment to me for the rest of my life?"  In case you haven't noticed, I write posts that destroy my credibility every *day*!!   I posted this because I am going to pull off the greatest physical transformation since Optimus Prime himself and I want you all to know - publically - that I am going to succeed; I want you along there with me.

Like I said last week, this is just the beginning.  After all, if you want to change the world, first you have to able to change yourself.  

And who doesn't want to change the world?
 

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 #

4/25/2007 1:26:11 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Here's what you need to do:

Buy a bike if you don't already have one and bike 13 km every night/morning from now until July.

The last time I lost crazy weight (other than now), that's all I did...and change my diet (no McDonalds). Lost 40 lbs in like 3 months. That was without any weights at all. You add weights, your body fat % goes down even more!

You also need to send your wife off to visit Gong Gong for a while...because obviously SHE'S your biggest stumbling block. I know that its now you asking for the Pizza or 2L ice cream mang...its HER! SHE'S the evil one! She's the one that you need to watch out for!!! Don't let her ruin your goals and dreams!

Finally, you need to make sure that you stock up on chicken wings. Why you ask? Because when you get that craving, you need protein...and nothing says protein than 15 wings cooking up on teh BBQ outside! Go to M&M when they're on sale and buy HUGE quantities of wings and eat them whenever you can. Remember, fat isn't your enemy...calories are your enemy. And chicken wings are my secret.

D
4/25/2007 4:49:58 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
I don't know how much weight you carried on your frame during that pre-biking/post-biking time, Darcy, but I can assure everyone that Justice does not carry enough weight right now to be able to lose 40 pounds in 3 months (you'd have to weigh like 250+ to be able to drop that sort of weight from biking alone). His goal is not weight related so much as it is body fat related, and chicken wings are loaded in fat (http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item.php?item_id=5103&size=3) Since most people do not limit themselves to just 1 or 2 wings (apparently you eat 15 each time), this is an entirely inappropriate protein source. How does it feel to have 99g of fat per Wing Day churning through your arteries?

Oh..and I do not ply my husband with junk food; just because your wife supplies you with fatty chicken wings galore does not mean you can make the same assumptions about me.

4/25/2007 5:18:29 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
99 g of fat per wing day actually sounds pretty AWESOME!!!

I see what you're trying to do D'Arcy...tempt me out of it before I even start! I won't fall for it! Back to binging and purging it is...
4/27/2007 12:46:55 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
So next year I can expect to see you out hawking your new self-improvement books?

I can see the title now ... Justice says "You can do it!"
Only $19.95 and if you call now we'll throw in a bucket of chicken wings. Cursed infomercials have rotted my brain!
4/29/2007 9:00:24 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
OK, I hadn't read the comments on this post before today, but let me tell you something...

Your body needs fat...that's a fact. Calories are the enemies, not fat. Although you aren't trying to lose weight, you do want to reduce your body fat %...so that means you need to get ripped...and getting ripped needs protein...and chicken wings have protein on them. i don't see the issue here.

I think your wife is just trying to play politics: she either

a) Doesn't like chicken wings
b) Doesn't want you to succeed

So obviously what this means is that you need to use those god-given grapefruits and say "Woman, I'm eating chicken wings and THAT'S IT! Get over it! I'm the man of the house and you WILL accept my diet of chicken wings!"*

Rock on mang, rock on!

*Note: Steven Rockarts should NOT attempt this. I wouldn't want him sidlined at the hospital for long periods of time.

D

5/11/2007 10:10:32 PM (Mountain Daylight Time, UTC-06:00)
Your body needs fat...that's a fact. Calories are the enemies, not fat. Although you aren't trying to lose weight, you do want to reduce your body fat %...so that means you need to get ripped...and getting ripped needs protein...and chicken wings have protein on them. i don't see the issue here.
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