Gray's Matter
Justice Gray - North America's favorite metrosexual software consultant

I Wish These People Updated More Than Once a Year

Quotes that Igloocoder missed on his list:
  • “Someone actually brought an extender here” shocked reaction to IglooCoder’s unpacking of 15 pounds of electrical equipment in the opening
  • D’Arcy: “So, you’re saying that Justice is basically the brunt of it at EDMUG then.”
    Justice: “If you mean the brunt of all the sexual attention, you’re absolutely right”
    IglooCoder: "I guess someone has to take care of all the dudes"*
  • Overheard at Joey’s: “It’s just us six geeks.”
    “He means five geeks and myself.”
  • "I think your wifi adapter just infected my connection" - Steven Rockarts to D'Arcy after waving the dongle of danger over his laptop and losing his internet access
  • “Know your scotch, woman!”
  • "This presentation is like sex in my mouth" - Steven Rockarts
  • “I hate that movie because I used to ride a lawnmower when I was a kid.” – a teary IglooCoder talking about “The WaterBoy”
  • Justice: “CSI Miami must take place in some alternate universe where everybody thinks Horatio Caine is hot”
    Igloo Coder: “Is that similar to the alternate universe you’re living in where everyone thinks you are?” 
I'm Justice Gray and it ain't no alternative universe baby!!

* this despite me being firmly heterosexual
Monday, May 29, 2006 #