Conversation overheard between myself and Donald the night we went to see Snakes On A Plane:

Donald: "Yeah, Jason Row's a pretty cool guy - we hung out a lot in Montreal.  It was funny too, because he's actually lost a thumb in an accident and we were joking about it a bit..."

Justice (covering eyes with hand, shakes head): "Oh man. I had no idea that happened to him!"

Donald: "Yeah, it was a long time ago, when he was young.  What's wrong?"

Justice (looking around a bit nervously): "Uhm, you remember that post he made referring to North America's Favorite Metrosexual Software Consultant?  Well, I left a comment on there that I *intended* as a compliment..."

The comment in question:
"Jason, you might not be North America's favorite metrosexual, but after this post I am sure you're a close second!   If I could cut off all of my fingers and all of my toes and replace them with thumbs, I would give you twenty thumbs up."

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